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How important is light, some people may ask. Well, not like I give a sh*t, but I don't really understand their question. If there wasn't light, those people wouldn't be able to learn how to read and write, thus they couldn't ask the question itself, so I think light is quite important.

... Let's look at it from a different perspective ...

I am a man of meat. Especially beef. I love beef. I eat beef. I enjoy eating beef. I am eating beef because I enjey eating beef. However, we need some green stuff to eat beef. The animals we collect beef from eat green stuff. Cattles eat those grean.... what was it again? Plants? Vegetables? No, no.... oh! Weed! No... I smoked it all.... hmph... Grass? I'm sure it was grass.... I don't remember, I only eat meat. Fruits and vegetables are bad for you... which reminds me...

ATTENTION, KIDS! FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE BAD FOR YOU! DON'T EAT THEM!!!

*sigh*

So, the stuff that they eat needs light to grow, so it's basically 'no light no hamburgers'...

What would happen if there was no grass for cattles to eat?

Well... they would die.

But even if there was stuff they could eat, in complete darkness, with no light, they couldn't see where it is so...

...

They would die...

The only cattles that could live without light are most likely mutant and/or zombie cattles, but we couldn't find them without light.

Zombie beef would taste horrible anyways...

So yeah, light provides us hamburgers, so it's quite important....

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